Step 1: Buy a cheap pair of khakis and nude turtleneck.
Step 2: Paint a jewel in the center of your turtleneck's belly (it helps to put on the turtleneck and use a pen to mark where the center of your jewel should go)
Step 3: Take a sheet of pillow stuffing and dab acrylic paint the color of your choice all over to create a uniform color.
Step 4: Put up your hair and mold the stuffing around your head (it sticks to itself!)
Step 5: Go out and celebrate!